I would recap the entire night July 9th, but I’m far to lazy to do so, so I’ll just give key points, and hope you may be able to figure it out.

Walk to Point.

Smoke bomb in outhouse.

Lady Fingers

Lady Fingers not ladylike, are quite loud.

Run to beach.

Plan our escape from cops that were being called.

Walk as innocently as possible across to the parking lot.

Watch drug pickup.

Run at the sight of what we thought were cops.

Walk through dark, woodsy area.

Hideout at Cassie’s house, but she wasn’t there (luckily)

Proceed to walk to Alisha’s house.

Leave trail of firecrackers (fools)

Converse with Alisha’s younger sister about my problems.

I throw Eric’s prized hat behind a parked car.

Fall into depression.

Refuse to tell where hat is.

Come back from depression.

Felt bad about Eric not getting his hat back.

Me and Hannah sneak out of the house (squeaky doors!) to return the hat to his porch.

Me and Hannah walk.

We get told by some shadowy figure on a porch to “Go home!” being that it was past some imaginary curfew.

We laugh at the Drunken Frat Boys that were making noises in their house (Perverts!)

Get to Eric’s.

Walk (unbelievably) quietly up to Eric’s house to put the hat on the porch.

Walk (unbelievably) quietly away from Eric’s house.

We swing on the swings at the playground.

We have a loooong talk while swinging. Includes topics:

Dave’s muscles
Dave’s tattoos
Teenage boys in general
Erica G. and Hannah’s hatred for her
The bug zapper
Age
The idea of Dave being gay (he’s not)
Dave’s ability to woo
Hypocrites
etc.

We figure it’s gotten pretty late, so we start walking back to Alisha’s.

During walk we talk more about things.

We see Allan Halas making a sale. (*I* know what Allan Halas is used to and is small!)

We examen the white paint on the sidewalks and road, which we thought were shadows.

We get back to Alisha’s.

We sneak back in (squeaky doors again!!)

We revel (quietly) in the accomplishments of that night (breakin the law, breakin the law)

Hannah and I tell Alisha what happened on the way.

We start talking about things. Topics:

All things Dave (don’t forget the very inaccurate impression)
Eric Roof
Allan Halas
Corey Kaus
etc.

We go to “sleep”

Hannah actually falls asleep.

Alisha and I talk about...you get the idea.

I fall asleep.